Bruno Mars and Joe Walsh at the 56th Grammy Awards

"I’ve never had to do a press conference before I performed so, it just got real I guess."

virused:

list of people i like:

  1. dogs
(taps mic) Uhhhhhhhhhh... lemme start out by saying WHERE THE FUCK IS BRUNO, second... I hate you Bruno... no I don't... and uhhhhhhhhhh I stole the Moonshine Jungle curtain but I returned it used and uhhhhhhhhhh I like puppies, like a lot... and sometimes my thoughts are in Spanish, especially while taking a god damn test and throwing up is my daily activity pour up (throw up) headshot (throw up) sit down (throw up) stand up (throw up) pass out (throw up) wake up (throw up) #faded bYE

OH MY GOD REBECCA IM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD THIS IS ME IN EVERY WAY I LOVE YOU

#AllPukeEverything

Pretend you’re me and write me an “About Me”.

Bruno Mars hits 4 Million followers on Twitter.

Ian Somerhalder, Nina Dobrev and Paul Wesley - Entertainment Weekly Comic Con Portrait 2014